Don’t Buy Upgrades, Ride Up Grades.

$25.00

Drape this Eddy Merckx cycling quote over your scrawny cycling torso, and soar to new heights of fashion greatness with his sage advice emblazoned across your chest — don’t buy upgrades, ride up grades.

This Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton men’s t-shirt won’t help you up a grade, despite the matter-of-fact, kick assness of “The Cannibal’s” quote, but why on Earth would you be wearing it on the bike anyway. That’s what our 719 Ride cycling kits are for.


Just like riding up a grade instead of on the flat, this t-shirt will take a tad bit longer — 6 to 10 business days — to get where it’s going. That’s because it’ll be printed specifically for you, once you submit your order.

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Eddy Merckx, the greatest single-day racer of all time and a virtuoso Grand Tour champion, knew a bit about riding a bike. Honor his cycling prowess by draping this Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton t-shirt over your scrawny cycling torso. Soar to new heights of fashion greatness with his sage advice emblazoned across your chest.

The tee won't help your uphill times at all, despite the matter-of-fact, kick assness of The Cannibal's quote, but why on Earth would you be wearing it on the bike anyway. That's what our 719 Ride cycling kits are for.


Just like riding up a grade instead of on the flat, this t-shirt will take a tad bit longer to get where it's going. That's because it'll be printed specifically for you, once you submit your order.

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